Am somewhat drunk. AMA

"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
02/13/2016 at 19:26 • Filed to: None

Am currently enjoying some 40 creek, Crown royal, Sour puss green apple, Disaronno and coke, and dominos pizza.

Also doing a roadkill marathon

DISCUSSION (46)

macanamera > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 19:32

How many of those things are beer

bob and john > macanamera
02/13/2016 at 19:35

non. lowest alcohol content is 15%. highest is 40% (the 40 creek and the crown)

. . > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 19:36

What is your secret special talent?

Leadbull > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 19:36

If you could ask me anything, what would it be?

bob and john > . .
02/13/2016 at 19:37

currently? riding a motorcycle in STUPID below 0 (-40C. which is also equal to -40F funny enough)

No, i do NOT ride whilst having alcohol in my system

bob and john > Leadbull
02/13/2016 at 19:38

why the name leadbull?

CB > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 19:46

What’s it like being a Toronto Opponaut who isn’t even from Toronto and doesn’t live there most of the year?

bob and john > CB
02/13/2016 at 19:50

ya know what.

you can suck it.

and its fucking AWESOME.

(mods dun ban plox)

CB > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 19:51

Fight me, Petey!

(Seriously, no bans, please)

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 19:52

You gunna get more drunk or what?

Leadbull > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 19:53

I combined RedBull with part of my last name.

bob and john > 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash
02/13/2016 at 19:54

HELLS YEA.
at this point i’m already done the little bottles of crown and royal (only 200ml) and the sour puss (750 ml) soooo yeaaa. BRING ON THE DISORONNO

The frumious Bandersnatch! > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 19:54

If you walked into the woods, would you be more likely to:

A: Be eaten by a bear

B. Be eaten by wolves

bob and john > Leadbull
02/13/2016 at 19:55

please, for the love of god, tell me your last name is leadfoot

smobgirl > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 19:56

What's on the pizza? (Talk me out of ordering one)

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 19:59

Good. Drunk oppo is best Oppo. (I presume).

bob and john > The frumious Bandersnatch!
02/13/2016 at 19:59

wolves. I’;m romanian. we train bears and keep them as pets

bob and john > smobgirl
02/13/2016 at 20:00

its bacon, BBQ chicken, tomatos and green peppers.

ORDER IT. (also, some ranch sauce and pickles on the side)

bob and john > 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash
02/13/2016 at 20:00

i rarely get drunk .

but when I do, i go ham

. . > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 20:02

Damn, I’m proper impressed.

bob and john > . .
02/13/2016 at 20:03

you know, as long as the roads are snow free, i’m fine with it.

whats great is 3rd gear rolling burnouts (in a 75HP motorcycle!) b/c the road and tires are COLD. pull in the clutch, bounce it off the limiter, dump clutch, peels tires for blocks at a time.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > CB
02/13/2016 at 20:05

I’m seriously trying to find the Ted Cruz joke in there..

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 20:06

40 creek, Crown, sour puss, Disaronno & coke. Is there a name for this or are you just vamping?

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 20:08

Atta boy!

I can also tell by your use of capitalization and sentence structure.

bob and john > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
02/13/2016 at 20:10

HEY HEY HEY.
just cause i’m romanain doesnt mean i’m a vampire.

thats those assholes from moldova.

I’m taking them seperatly. one at a time. already through the sourpuss, CR and 40C. (granted, CR and 40C were only 200ml bottles)

bob and john > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
02/13/2016 at 20:11

something somethiung ted cruze is dumb enough to be from canuckistan.

Leadbull > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 20:20

Haha, you’re only 50% wrong!

911e46z06 > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 20:36

You have 400k to build your ideal 6 car garage. You can never sell anything, and any money you don’t use will be donated to ISIS. Go.

smobgirl > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 20:37

I think maybe tomorrow as a holiday treat. I'm actually too lazy to order pizza now. How bad is that?

bob and john > 911e46z06
02/13/2016 at 20:52

HEHEHEHEHE MOTTTOOORRRRCCYLLEESSSSS

you know, everytime someone posts one of these. i REALLY want to put a LFA or a singer in there. or a koinegsegg. but i NEVER get the budget to do so!

okay, if ONLY cars:

Ram1500 (61k. fully loaded, diersel motor)
GTR (120K)
ATS-V (80k)
caterham (w/ biggets motor) (50K)
used miata w/ LS3 swap: 25k?
and a used A7 TDI for 64K

IF bikes are allowed:
a ram 2500 (tuned)and trailer (100k)
500K worth of motorcycles. assuming a mean price for 25K/bike, thats

16 bikes. 4 bikes /garage slot, 4 slots. 1/5 slots for the ram and the trailer, so i’ve got 0.5 slot of garage space for working on bikes

bob and john > smobgirl
02/13/2016 at 20:54

its pretty good. the exessive amount of alcohol probably isnt helping.

I prefer delissio to order anyways

I recommend waiting until AFTER 14th and taking advanatge of cheap wine and chocolate

smobgirl > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 21:02

I already have enough sweets to get fat. My married sister sent me a pity package and I still had candy from Christmas sales. I figure I’ll do my Costco and Home Depot shopping and hide for the rest of the day.

bob and john > smobgirl
02/13/2016 at 21:03

sooo get moar fat? LOL. food is great! (though if i sober up by noon tmw i wil have to hit the gym./

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 21:03

Going through some of those combinations in my head. Probably a good chance a few are actually good. Maybe.

bob and john > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
02/13/2016 at 21:05

the whiskjeys were taken with crush soda. not THAT bad actually.

sour puss was taken streaight, “

the disaronno was taken with coke.

fhrblig > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 21:07

Favorite whiskey? Canadian, bourbon, scotch whisky, etc. Personally I love scotch and can’t stand bourbon.

bob and john > fhrblig
02/13/2016 at 21:09

I’m not a whiskey guy, i’ll freely admit that,. i prefer sweeter stuff. The best one (i think) that i’ve had is crown royal. goes down a little smoother then the others.

fhrblig > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 21:14

Crown Royal is great, for sure.

I find that I love the smell of scotch, maybe more than drinking it. I don’t know why.

bob and john > fhrblig
02/13/2016 at 21:18

agreed. same with coffee and tobacoo. I LOVE the smell. but I hate drinking coffee or even being within 100feet of anyone smoking

fhrblig > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 21:22

Well, I’m by far someone who loves coffee and cigars. I would go so far as to say that smoking a cigar is a spiritual experience for me, like it’s my time to have a sit-down with God.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 22:00

Were there no delivery pizza places that are better than Dominos?

911e46z06 > bob and john
02/13/2016 at 22:30

Good choices. Just curious, why Dodge over Chevy or Ferd?

bob and john > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
02/13/2016 at 23:09

There are. But if i ordered dominos then my roommate. Woukd have paid for it

bob and john > 911e46z06
02/13/2016 at 23:10

Coil overs VS leafsprings

911e46z06 > bob and john
02/14/2016 at 03:41

Fair enough

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > bob and john
02/14/2016 at 10:35

Free things cover up many shortfalls.